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Oct. 16th, 2013
Another win.
Our fight against Changers of Faces went as planned.

We beat them up.

They sure could punch through our armor, but they did not follow through to injure us - it seamed like they were very distracted by that footballthing.

We follow through to injure. Changers of Faces minotaur got injured and the apothecary sent him on the field again - apothecary <pff>.
We punished that by killing the minotaur.

So a very good fight it was.

There will be alot of drinking to celebrate this victory.
- J
 
 
Oct. 11th, 2013
A sure win
it must have been, when we fought against chaosdwarfs yeasterday.

Nobody realy remembers anything from the match - heck nobody remembers having played the match.

But with all the drinking that has been going on after the match, it must have been the greatest win ever.

There has been alot of drinking to celebrate this victory.

Side note: If anyone has seen Aston Absinthe please remind him, that he missed practice (beerdrinking)today.
- J
 
 
Oct. 9th, 2013
Wet win.
In the pouring rain, D.W.A.R.F.S. won another match.

The lizardmen seamed to have trouble with the weather - surely they did not have enough alcohol to drink before and during the match.

We did, so we beat them up.

Oh and on a surprising note we even won the match on those touchdowns.

There will be alot of drinking to celebrate this victory.
- J
 
 
Sep. 18th, 2013
Another win.
Had a fight against High elves today.

Damn they are slippery - but we still managed to win on casualties.

We even made one of those touchdowns that everybody seems to love so much.

There will be alot of drinking to celebrate this victory.
- J
 
 
Sep. 4th, 2013
Size does matter.
Our goal to have the most casualties in every game is on track.
After the first fight - which was against Omerta - we won on casualties as expected.
What? No you did not, would some might say. Omerta won 5-4 - but that is not the case, because everybody knows that a minotaur counts as 3 casualties.
Hence we won 6-5.
There will be alot of drinking to celebrate this victory.
- J
 
 
Aug. 22nd, 2013
Enough barfighting.
D.W.A.R.F.S. (Dying Without Alcohol Realy Freakin Sucks) enters the season.

"Barfighting is all good and well but we need something more" pronounced the coach.
"So we enter this season to beat up everybody, I mean how hard can it bee - a HAFLING TEAM got the top killer award a few seasons back and we D.W.A.R.F.S.
(Dying Without Alcohol Realy Freakin Sucks) can certaintly hit harder than haflings."
"Looking forward to beat up the ruling Champions."
- J
 
 
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Coach:  J


 
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