- - D.W.A.R.F.S. - -

Race:  Dwarf
Coach:  J
D.W.A.R.F.S. (Dying Without Alcohol Realy Freakin Sucks).

This dwarf team was made up of owner, bartenders and patrons of The Anvil and Axe Bar&Grill.

They hope to beat up everybody, everyone and anything they encounter on the field.

The team is ofcourse sponsored by The Anvil and Axe Bar&Grill.

The coach expects D.W.A.R.F.S. to win every game (or fight) on casualties and maybe to score a few of those touchdown-thingies...

  D.W.A.R.F.S. team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
Nov. 9th, 2013 - old news
What a fight against The Burning Goats we had.

Both teams tried their best to beat their opponent up.
But when it came down to actually injuring - fouling for the win.

Atleast it worked for us when we fouled (ofcourse we had paid ALOT of beer to the ref so that he would look the other way).

All in all a very good fight, that we won.

There will be alot of drinking to celebrate this victory.
- J
Nov. 1st, 2013 - old news
The fall of a legend.
So we were exited to meet the legendary Blood Bowl Bunnies.....until we did.

Meeting a team that has that many fairplay awards - well we beat them up.
They made about 5 hits on dwarfs the hole fight.
They even refused to stand up and fight - but would rather just lay on the field.....so dissapointed.

So being a legendary bunny had to have something to do with those touchdown-thingies but no..
Throw the football around - sure - but thats it.

We were not impressed by the socalled legendary Blood Bowl Bunnies.

A victory to us again.

There will be alot of drinking to celebrate this victory.
- J
Oct. 26th, 2013 - old news
Win again.
We won against Blitzing Bullfrogs.

Wow - they sure liked to jump around.
When we had the ball - those frogs jumped to our ball-carrier like moths are attracted to a lantern.

In their defense, it is much easier to jump over a dwarf than to run around him but...damn.

Ofcourse they got beat up.

There will be alot of drinking to celebrate this victory.
- J
Oct. 16th, 2013 - old news
Another win.
Our fight against Changers of Faces went as planned.

We beat them up.

They sure could punch through our armor, but they did not follow through to injure us - it seamed like they were very distracted by that footballthing.

We follow through to injure. Changers of Faces minotaur got injured and the apothecary sent him on the field again - apothecary <pff>.
We punished that by killing the minotaur.

So a very good fight it was.

There will be alot of drinking to celebrate this victory.
- J
seasons played: seasons  31,32,33,34,35,38
championships: season  34

2nd places: none
3rd places: season  38
most lethal team: never
fair play prizes: none

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